Archive for the 'Fun Fact' Category

Froduce Fun Fact: Vincent

Monday, September 8th, 2008

Vincent steals clothes from fat people.
Vince likes BIG clothes
 
At night Vincent masquerades around as a burglar and steals clothing from fat men.  It makes him feel larger.
You might not be able to tell from this photo but Vincent is only 110 pounds.
 
 
Vince stole all his clothes
The fat people do not like it.
 
Next time you see [...]

Froduce Fun Fact: Little Katie

Monday, September 8th, 2008

Little Katie always looks pouty.
Evidence below:

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No Smoking Katie!!

Nuff  Said

Froduce Fun Fact: James

Wednesday, August 27th, 2008

James gets outsmarted by electronics.
Outsmarted by portable devices
Cell phones have automatic word suggestions when text messaging.  James doesn’t understand this as is obvious by a text message sent to Froduce in May.

“Anything else in particular I should tell bocci we want to work on tom Mike”

Expert linguists agree that this quote is clearly written by [...]

Froduce Fun Fact: Matt

Wednesday, August 27th, 2008

Matt Loves Mail
Matt Loves Mail.
Matt carries his mail around with him at all times. He goes home three times a day or more looking for more mail.
Help Matt be happy. Send him more mail. Google has guided me to the address below. He apparently lives in Michigan.*
Send to:
Miller, Snitsky P. L. C.
250 Monroe Ave NW
Suite [...]