Mike Loves Buses
Oddly enough, on this island called Manhattan that has quite the underground mass transportation system, Mike still uses buses exclusively.
In fact, he claims that the red buses filled with tourists are actually quicker and more efficent that regular modes of transportation like the subway, cabs or walking.
Next time your in Times Square, wave [...]

Eugene is always there.
Turn around! Watch out! It’s Eugene!
Shocking, streaming, singing, It’s Eugene!

And Hats and Hats And Hats. It gives Robo his super powers.

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Mike and James ruin pictures.
Case and point, this picture of this nice couple ruined by Caveman James and Confused Mike.
Together we can stop them. But we must act now.

James Robilotta has a posse.
James is constantly followed by a group of people who hang on his every word.
Look out for this group as they tend to walk in a large circle and stop abruptly. It’s like the Verizon Guy thing.

A long time ago, while walking through the park, Eugene was hit by a meteor.
When he awoke, he was Super Eugene. The fighter for the poor and scurge of the wicked.
Don’t believe?
 
Next time you see Eugene, ask him. He’ll deny it.
That proves, like all super heroes, that he is protecting his secret identity.
Using mathmatical logic [...]

Mike has a death wish.
Mike, on a regular basis goes up 10,000 feet in a plane and hops out with no regard for gravity.
Unhappy he failed
 
Scientists state this is ” Damn crazy”
Wikipedia defines a death wish (or death drive) as
In classical Freudian psychoanalytic theory, the death drive is the drive towards death, destruction and [...]

Excited about Romance
James has written a romance novel.

 
Unbeknownst to all, including James, in 2002 James wrote a romance novel titled HER SECRET AFFAIR / THE M.D. MEETS HIS MATCH.
 
Don’t believe?
Check out http://romancereaderatheart.com/contemps/authorsJames1.htm
 
It’s about half way down the page. Under James-Ferrarella.
 
Unfortunately for James he has recieved no compensation for writing the book he doesn’t remember.

Katie likes to lick her beer glasses.
Katie is busy
Some might say that this is strange.
 
While others would say…. um…. the same thing.
 
But what they don’t realize is….bwwaataandaaa.
 
What are you still here?

Vincent is that creepy guy on the subway.
Creepy
As young children we are told to avoid those men who stare upcomfortably at you.

Well that is Vincent and he has it down to an art.
It’s so much of an art that he makes grown adults uncomfortable with just a look.

Vince's Victims
Vince on the subway, uncomfortable for everyone [...]